Sleep Eating
"Crispy Thins" made with cocoa beans grown by an enormous cooperative of small farm farmers; and marketed with Fair Trade principles.
My local supermarket carries this product. It is totally delicious and very expensive.
I bought some as Christmas gifts for others. THAT WAS THE PLAN.
The plan came to an end. Not only do I talk in my sleep; and walk in my sleep it is increasingly obvious that I eat in my sleep.
On two recent mornings I arose and stumbled into my kitchen only to discover a mess of trash and empty containers on a kitchen counter, clear evidence that I am a sleep eater. I had and have no memories of choosing to nibble the night away.
It's been back to the market to replace purloined gifts.
Now I have to hide the chocolates and line the counter each night with Gherkins, and Horse Radish sauce.
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